throwing-lego:

officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE DAY:  zebras’ stripes are not always black and white.  sometimes they are black and orange

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this is a giraffe

coolscar:

all new text post TONIGHT, at 8:30/7:30c

sassy-gay-justice:

"You’d struggle to pour water out of a boot with the instructions on the heel"

God DAMN thats some Shakespearean shit right there

caseyanthonyofficial:

It’s 2014

caseyanthonyofficial:

It’s 2014

witnessprotectionwithwings:

nosdob:

witness-protection-with-wings:

witness-protection-with-wings:

so when i was 8 i was in an episode of iCarly and even though i’m 16 now and i have a pixie cut my friends still tell everyone that i was in iCarly.

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i pushed another child off a bench and stole her sandwich this is my legacy

SHIT WE FOUND HER

WAIT WHAT DOES THAT MEAN
DO YOU HAVE SOME KIND OF HIT LIST
ALL I DID WAS PUSH JADIN OFF A BENCH I SWEAR

gallows-calibrating:

one time I had this dream that I logged on to amazon and my account had like negative four trillion dollars because i accidentally bought the city of Paris

eternityinalake:

welcome to the 12th inning of a college baseball game

dek-says-so:

abbyjean:

Charts from OKCupid, showing how straight women and men rate each other based on ages. For women, the men they find most attractive are roughly their own age. For men, the women they find most attractive are roughly the same age - 20 to 23 - regardless of the age of the man. (538)

Good fucking Christ.

dailylifeofadisneyfreak:

I just love how this movie depicts them as a regular family.


  • jesus: i died on the cross for your sins
  • me: aint nobody tell u to do that tho



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omgtsn:

omgtsn:

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foob

WHO REBLOGGED THIS

behind-a-wall-of-illusion:

sproutingflower:

female actors getting pissed off at sexist interview questions is my new favourite thing

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tina and amy’s faces omg

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and cate blanchett calling out the cameraman on the full body pan 

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loveee

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scarlett is so tired of this shit